The Scientist Who Thought He Was So Great

One time I fuckin banged this girl who did not want to bang me again. But, we banged twice the night we banged so I have difficulty when talking to people about this whole thing because because they say awwww shit what the fuck man she only banged you once! But it was twice just only one time. I know what you’re saying. I can hear you. You’re saying well what if she banged you twice each on two seperate occasions, for a total of four times. To which I would say that that situation is totally different, for some reason, if it happens on two serperate occasions that’s totally different. To which you would say, well what if she banged you three times over a period of two separate occasions? To which I would say, don’t be an asshole, seriously, why the fuck would I know that?