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we can take turns loving each other, like cokeheads take turns talking

When you are finished talking, I can realize that you are a good person with a beautiful heart...
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The Animals Story

One day, brer fox and brer owl were having a sit out on the patio."Ho!" said brer owl,"Its our friends, brer bear and brer animal!" "Ho!" said brer bear.
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Street Feat- my boyfriend lost his virginity behind Dryer allry! 1- I spend 12 dollars every 15 minutes to listen to what you say, so dont tell me I dont listen 2- You cost a quarter to like 3- Your birthday present is a strawberry, Im sorry I havent given it to you yet (and […]
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The Judge

Got a problem stranger? The judge’ll take care of you,sure as good. The judge took care a loosey, and you know what trouble done happened a loosey. Remby done scunned the judges bunn too. The judge got a waya fixin proloblems. Some say he gottta, problem fissin machine, or dat he is won, but he […]
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